I got off to a late start, but after the last loss, I decided not to shave until the Bengals win. Two major problems with that decision.
First off, if you take a look at Cinci’s schedule, their next winnable game is week 8, but thats AT Houston, so that could very well go bad…especially if the Texans beat the Dolphins and Lions at home in weeks 6 and 7…even Matt Schaub can ride a wave with that much momentum, so it could be scary. After that, they really don’t have a game that looks winnable until week 17 when Kansas City goes to Cincinnati.
The other major problem is that I can’t grow a beard. It comes in all patchy and looks like shit. So, if the Bengals can’t pull off a win this weekend against the Browns, I may be in for a few months of embarrassment.
Who’s with me?