A Savage Steamer


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Date: 22 October 2008
Category: Players
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Cleveland Browns GM, Phil Savage, personally squatted over TE, #80 Kellen Winslow II, last night while he slept, and delivered the smelliest of Cleveland Steamers.

Winslow spent a couple of days in the hospital last weekend, but Browns Management wouldn’t disclose the nature of the injury/ailment.  Of course, the media, knowing that Winslow has a penchant for tattoos and motorcycles, started reporting that he was suffering from some sort of STD (do tattoos and motorcycles really make him gay?).

The truth is that the Browns have had quite a few players develop staph infections over the past couple seasons. They supposedly told Winslow not to disclose the reason behind his recent hospital stay, but instead, he did the right thing, and told the media the truth (I’m sure hearing that he was being shopped around at the trade deadline didn’t hurt his decision). In doing so, he quite possibly saved a few teammates from falling prey to the highly contagious infection, but he also found himself suspended for the week 8 game against the Jaguars.

So, not only has Phil Savage provided a practice environment that has endangered his pieces of meat players, he also tried to cover it up, cost Winslow a game against a Jaguar team that is giving up a shit load of yards and scores to TEs this season, and, to top it off, is keeping Winslow’s $235k paycheck.

A $235k staph infection. Hey Kellen, could you see the steam?

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