It’s only been 2 days since time ran out on the last regular season game, and we already have a body count.
-Rod Marinelli: Duh.
-Romeo Crennel & Phil Savage: Rumor has it that Romeo ATE Phil, he wasn’t really fired.
-Mike Martz: Time to find a new line of work, loser.
-Eric Mangini: Too bad, but he’s always been an overrated, undeserving prick.
-MIKE SHANAHAN: AWESOME. HATE THIS BASTARD.