I was all excited to get my hands on one of these bad boys, but, when Steve Jobs held up the iPad iFrame, I almost puked.  Can you believe the fucking bezel on this thing? For those who don’t know what a bezel is, its that big ass black border around the entire fucking iFrame. [...]

Fucking christ.
I’m wondering if these conceited lunatics know that people watch them to make fun of them and not because they’re so fabulous?
This show should really be called the Real Morons of NYC, and feature the husbands and boyfriends who will put up with the egos of these crazy bitches.
A Countess? Who the fuck cares? [...]

Those who know me know that B-Harps is one of my all-time favorite artists. I’ve seen him a bunch of times, including one show at the Paramount Theatre in Oakland where I sat front row (center) and had Ben singing to ME for 2 hours (thanks Scott).
So, I’m watching the SXSW footage from the Bat [...]