Omaha. It’s somewhere in middle America, but let’s get down to the heart of matters… …some dude named Acea Schomaker put his girlfriend’s cat, Shadow, into the deep recesses of a homemade bong and ripped it. Several times. Probably several times before he came up that idea too. Dude, smoking something is a choice. Unless [...]

I haven’t written about the NHL before, and I probably won’t do it again (sorry Odo), but this whole Sean Avery/Elisha Cuthbert thing is fucking ridiculous. THIS CANNOT REALLY BE HAPPENING. A SIX game suspension for talking shit? Is the term “sloppy seconds” really slanderous? Come on, Man! Are we in Canada, or do we [...]