Press Conferences on Mute Al, your time is almost up. Make fans forget that they’re the moths Edging in towards the flame. Burn into obscurity. Still and transfixed The sliver & black sheep are dreaming up your fate. And judge you from the card castle Comfort of the Coliseum. Come one, come all Into 1984. [...]

Question of the week: Who the fuck is Tom Cable? Answer: Thomas Lee Cable, Jr, (born 1964)  was the offensive line coach in 2006 for the NFL’s Atlanta Falcons under head coach Jim L. Mora, who was dismissed at the end of the season. Cable was the Offensive coordinator for the UCLA Bruins for two [...]

As far as I can tell, there are 8 head coaches (yes, that’s a quarter of the league) on the proverbial “hot seat”, and we’re not even a quarter of the way through the season!   Lane Kiffin (5-14 w/OAK): Oakland Raiders (1-2). Rumors have been circulating for weeks now that owner Al Davis would [...]