It’s only been 2 days since time ran out on the last regular season game, and we already have a body count.
-Rod Marinelli: Duh.
-Romeo Crennel & Phil Savage: Rumor has it that Romeo ATE Phil, he wasn’t really fired.
-Mike Martz: Time to find a new line of work, loser.
-Eric Mangini: Too bad, but he’s always [...]

Basic geography tells us that you’d have to be a moron to go through Miami and Oakland to get from Minnesota to Detroit, but it seems as if that is the exact route retired QB Daunte Culpepper is about to complete when he signs with the Lions this week.
If you drafted him in 2004 (Ryan), [...]

The 49ers.
It’s hard to say that with a straight face these days, as it seems that, like the Gold Rush, the days of NFC Championships and SuperBowls and MVPs are all dried up. When was the last time you saw a 49er in a Toyota Ad? Or a Fruit of the Loom Ad? You see?! [...]