Basic geography tells us that you’d have to be a moron to go through Miami and Oakland to get from Minnesota to Detroit, but it seems as if that is the exact route retired QB Daunte Culpepper is about to complete when he signs with the Lions this week.
If you drafted him in 2004 (Ryan), [...]

Press Conferences on Mute
Al, your time is almost up.
Make fans forget that they’re the moths
Edging in towards the flame.
Burn into obscurity.

Still and transfixed
The sliver & black sheep are dreaming up your fate.
And judge you from the card castle
Comfort of the Coliseum.
Come one, come all
Into 1984.
Yeah, three, two, one.
Lights, camera, transaction!

Incubus fans might [...]

It happened. Al Davis picked up the phone this morning, dialed Lane Kiffin, and fired him in favor of Offensive Line Coach, Tom Cable. In a press conference this afternoon, Davis, the scumbag that he is, paused several times to collect himself and to make sure that we was phrasing his words in a manner [...]